Surftwisted Surf Magazine

Its been a busy weekend here in Cornwall, Dan Catten won a £1,000 note at the BBC, loads of others competed and attended the Greenaway Pro down in St Ives, before Johnny Fryer won it. Fistral held the Nationals or Euros or Lombardo or what ever the hell it was called, and there was surf through-out. Result.

Saturday night was a fun night here in Newquay. New faces, funny stories, proper people, hope for the future, that kind of night, the kind of Nuit that you know is good for yer kids in lots of ways. Then there was the turd of a film we watched mid way through. Billabong murdered surfing. Took it back 20 years and throttled it in a testosterone fuelled orgy of endless chop hops, tail wafts and and and and zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz then they named it “still filthy” and expect you to buy into it. Why bother ? At one point, Alice leaned into me and said, “when you make a film, will you make it interesting for the girls. (we have 2), every woman here is bored out of their skulls”.

So the moral might be……………………