Donavon to be cryogenically frozen after realising that it’ll be the 70s again in only 63 years.
Donavon Frankenfurter, one of the grooviest dudes in the surfing world, , has recently approached the ALCOR corporation to be cryogenically frozen for the next six decades. The funky 34 year old natural-footer who named his son Hendrix, made his decision after realising that in only 63 years, it would once again be the 70s.
”The idea came to me after watching a program about cryogenic freezing on cable TV” Donavon told us… “it just dawned on me that I really was really at the top of my game with my surfing, guitar playing and hairdos…and I really had to find a way to preserve my special skills for future generations to enjoy”… The soul-arch king then understood that the only way to take it that step further was to approach ALCOR, one of the world’s leading cryonic freezing companies.
“I realised that it would really kick ass to turn up in person in the next 70s to show the kids a living example of what the original 70s were really about… You know, and perhaps introduce soulful 70s rock to people that don’t already know or remember what it sounds like”.
The gypsy-chic style-guru is so thrilled about the upcoming freezing that when we caught up with him, he was already busy packing some of his favourite groovy clothes and sunglasses from his “vintage” wardrobe… “Wait until them future fuckers see these boots! … And what about this hat!?! Now that’s what I’m talking about!”
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