Surftwisted Surf Magazine

Bonjour et cava. Surftwisted officials have just returned from a 12 day jolly, a million miles away, just over the water.  La France.

one of the more vocal surftwisted officials questions the WCT judges

But it wasn’t all Hyper-Marches and cous cous,  surftwisted officials were there on business. Conducting 3 days of intense talks with the WCT. Following the unprecedented public outcry regarding  Ben Baird’s sudden arrival and 921 monster score at the Hurley Pro, twisted officials decided to follow the proceedings down on the beach themselves. “Our unease regarding the current WCT scoring system has been of great concern. We were able to ask several pertinent questions, but in all honesty, we lost interest pretty quick and skulked off to the beach, I’m not sure what they were talking about, so……………..” ?

Fanning won it, that’s 2 comps in as many comps, Bede was second and everybody’s favourite surf dude, Dane Reynolds is still everybody’s favourite surf dude.

Apparently the twisted clubhouse looks something like this….

Sharpy got a goody, scored a monster, JD Hogg is lurching around mid table, I’ve locked myself out of the twisted clubhouse, dropping like a stone from the safety of the box, down towards the tangle of spaghetti like numbers below, and  can’t change my team or see the table ? Gabriel Wisdom had a shocker, Quiche is ? Goofys Regs ? Second Quiche ? Chrissy Owen ? Bartlett ?

peace, t

Rank Club_Rank Team Total 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
10540 26 G-unit264883 3725 666 525 429 436 537 557 575 0 0 0
10567 27 AIteam 3722 666 485 401 476 546 507 641 0 0 0
10858 28 pastys poppers 3686 528 501 582 543 543 457 532 0 0 0
11595 29 Matt2 3588 496 453 390 601 424 658 566 0 0 0
14017 30 TR7 3135 0 493 517 567 497 492 569 0 0 0
14083 31 Pitpilot 3118 0 0 611 716 466 722 603 0 0 0
14599 32 BleZZzZ_NL 2929 0 0 608 506 593 573 649 0 0 0
15021 33 tihitan trakers 2739 0 409 399 603 509 495 324 0 0 0
16079 34 teagle’s team 1962 0 0 0 0 667 771 524 0 0 0
16094 35 gay afro boy 1950 0 0 0 501 475 373 601 0 0 0
17376 36 Dead Last373701 527 0 0 0 0 0 0 527 0 0 0
17439 37 TEAM STOKED695927 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
17439 37 the.rippers 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
17439 37 One Armed Bandits 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
17439 37 faceplantbitchslap 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
17439 37 mealers 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
17439 37 blackwater 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
17439 37 SurferdudeJack 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
17439 37 Brockley Pidge 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0