Surftwisted Surf Magazine

Its finally here, round 4 of the “Dream Tour” will eventually kick off today, in Brazil. Meanwhile, back  here in the grubby  surftwisted clubhouse, there are already some big scores, huge scores and crap scores.  Surftwisteds very own “Table of Death” is now topped by the worlds slowest man on a computer keyboard, Goofy Regulars. Goofs pretty much whacked one across the faces of  everyone, smashing his closest competitor, Dunnys Rippers, by a whopping  90 points to open up a 51 point lead ! 82 points behind the top 2, in 3rd place, after fluking a massive 731, is Newquays scariest body popper, Chrissy Owen, no doubt,  basking in the glory, totally unaware that just 42 points behind, Nick AKA waverider is clawing slowly towards the summit. Separated by less than 100 points are quichedelic, Young Power and Poontang Surfers……… that crowd of 3 is kicking sand in the faces of the rest of us, and on a personal note, I am very proud to announce that I have climbed from 19th to 20th !

2 dudes are currently languishing in the 666 Hell Chamber, with scores of 666. Devil worshiper Daz man became the strange bed-fellow of AI team over in the  666 Hell Chamber.