Surftwisted Surf Magazine

Twisted officials were last night hunkered down at the Red Lion, discussing the likely hood of criminal proceedings being brought against them and Greg Martin.  The  charge of “Cover Fixing” on this months PitPilot cover raises all kinds of questions, non of which were addressed.
The Lawyers got involved as soon as they realised that the cardinal rule of Surf Imagery had been broken,  “No Photogs”. Naturally, 59 year old Plant, a power crazed ego-maniac was first to break cover “Its me, I look good, its just a shame that there’s some goon in the background flapping around in the white water messing up the composition, but I do look good” !

PC JD, Devon and Cornwall Police issued a statement, “Mr Greg Martin knew exactly what he was doing when he pressed that trigger, everybody knows the Cover Shot Rules, 1 wave, 1 surfer, NO PHOTOGRAPHERs !  There are clearly 2 people in this cover shot, its a flagrant violation. The only question is, did he do it voluntarily……………or was he pushed”?

24 year old Russel Winter, from Redruth, was unavailable for comment