Sharks, Apples and Shoelaces
Sharks get a bad press apparently, everybody is out to get them, but they kill fewer people every year than otherwise innocuous things like apples or shoelaces. There will be some gang swimming about with the buggers, getting up close and personal in an effort to either show how mis-understood the things are or how blah blah blah zzzzzzzz snore blah.
The weak point in this arguement is the fact that sharks live in peoples heads in a way that apples and shoelaces don’t.







and sharks live in the sea and we don’t. if you found a nice can of larger in your fridge you were not expecting you would drink it wouldn’t you. same for sharks. swimming along looking for a mars bar and they see a bounty…