Surftwisted hits THE BIG TIME
Reports just in from South Cornwall reveal that Surftwisted editor-in-chief Tony Plant has been networking furiously with leading surf media bigwigs; in a blatant attempt to have his media status elevated to THE BIG TIME. 
Pictured sharing a cup of tea later described as “amusing” by Pitpilot mogul Greg Martin our source reveals that soon after this photograph was taken Plant moved swiftly on, working the crowd in effortless and cynical sweeps. Papparrazi had clearly been tipped off and were in position to record Plant’s next big move- throwing himself into shot as those at the top table discussed pressing matters of surf media significance. 
Despite the studied attempts of those present to ignore his advances, it was clear for all to see that Plant was not to be shrugged off. Watch this space…
Matt the Farmer, the farm can wait, peace
you guys make me laugh, awesome site. West coast respect bro ! stu
1 put ur hand over ur mouth
2 make a wish into it
3 close ur hand[into a? fist]
4 put fist over ur heart 5 sec
5 2morro will b ur best day ever
Hardcore readers will always remember the days before THE BIG TIME. since the subscriptions exploded into the 20-30 range Mr Plants ego has been rumoured ‘out of control’. I guess it happens to all the great underground publications in the end. Congratulations to all at team twisted headquarters for the ongoing dedication which has resulted in BIG TIME status.
bloody papz cramping my style
Congrats for getting your big break Surftwisted!
I think a party is in order….
im out of my head on mushrooms and hiding in a transparent shoe box
wtf !! who are you people ?
honestly dear, a hood at your age!
good move giving him the big cup…keep him sweet. be careful you don’t out beard the talent though…they don’t like it….
hey Kookie, kiss kiss. that beard is about to live out the rest of its days alone, chilling on the floorboards, fending for itself and avoiding the hoover
when you down next ?
soon. next decent swell me and luffs will come for a cuppa. been alright up here this week - lovely clean eastly. bazza bazza bazza.
Kooks, you should all move down here, and in the meantime, the kettles on dear. Nuke is empty, EVERY man and his dog have headedededed north north north, theres only 3 people in town and all the schools are closed
good to hear. i have just persuaded my mrs that a week in nuke late oct/early nov is a good thing….you can meet baby kookie!
What are you chatting tony? im in school (treviglas btw) at this moment in time, and im almost sure its not closed… but what would i know, im out of my head on mushrooms and hiding in a transparent shoe box
Michael Michael Michael, rock and roll just seems to course through your every sinew
You know me . Im rather strange. im out of my head on mushrooms and hiding in a transparent shoe box
ahh i know what to do now!!!
..sometimes i make so much sense!
are you talking to me?