and introducing the 2008 ladies and gentlemens TEAM TWIsTED

 

Duncan Scott

Currently banned from Cornwall where he commissioned a large stained glass window depicting himself slaying a dragon, big D remains highly mobile. An ardent supporter of "organ donation", big D often combines the 2 on weekend breaks. His Lactose intolerance "is nothing to be ashamed of".

Mitch Corbett

Originally named after a "class A drug", Corbett is still trying to live down the revelation that, he was, in fact, the inspiration behind the Pet Shop Boys 1990s hit, "East End Girls".

Alan Stokes

The pretty boy of English surfing is actually a bit of a munter ! Time has taken its toll on the 47 year old "Stokenator". 3 recent opperations on his "nodus buttrii" appear to have finally tipped the mad bastard over the edge. It was a long time coming. Shame really. The surf community wishes the old man well.

Ruebin Pearce

After years of suffering with "voices in my head", 40 a day Pearce is currently languishing in a Taiwanese Radio station, where he hosts the prime time breakfast show from 2am till 6.45am. During "down time" from his day job with "classical Flamenco" he helps out at the local Police Station. Cool.

Ben Jones

Once described as "the best shag in town", Ben the Jones is currently dissillusioned by the whole WQS thing. Having competed in absolutely none of the events, and with "no intention of starting now", he has decided to concentrate on his LSD experimentation.

Tony Plant

"We are king, we rock, nobody sells better t shirts than us, period. It is only a matter of time. let go of me." says Tony Plant MD Surftwisted

star sign: Tyranasurus

favourite music: country western, plenty of country

star sign: Dobbin

favourite music: country and western, heavy on the Western

star sign: Trago

favourite music: country and western all the way.

star sign: Pisces

favourite music: country and western, disco

star sign: Apocalypse

favourite music: country and western

star sign: back sack and crack

favourite music: country no western

Maya Moo Maya Moo grew up in Zambia, founded the band "Roxy Music" and thats all there is to know.

Gracie JoeGracie rocks ! Her favourite break is Lakey Peak and her scooter still lives in Nusa Lembongen, she hosts her own MTV surfing channel, called "MTV surfing channel". Gracie is a FireWoman.

Elsie P Elsie is a teenage workaholic single mother of 4. Growing up in Glasgow, the "Els" has a formidable reputation around the pubs and clubs of Glasgow. Gardening and charity work keeps this team member at the top of her game.

little bore rider bird Little bore rider bird is a world record holder and general know it all. She first crashed into the newspapers aged 3 as the youngest person to both surf the Severn Bore and win "Mastermind".

not Celinenot Celine is the smallest member of the team. At 84cm tall, she can still pack a punch. When Celine speaks, you listen, or you get a damn good kicking. Celine collects hair extensions.

YOU

star sign: mouth wash

favourite music: country and western

star sign: high school musical

favourite music:Snoop Doggy D

star sign: Oprah

favourite music: country and western

star sign: Mc Fly

favourite music: country and western drum and bass

star sign: Gazza

favourite music: country and western

  
 
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