The answer to the question we never asked, “How long is the UK coastline” ?
This un-announced E mail just came whizzing through the internet, smashed its way into the twisted inbox, its just in,
“For all the lazy gits out there that don’t have the drive to follow the path to enlightenment (even when it is obvious that they have the right tools to do it), I thought I’d point out that the length of the UK coastline is around 12429 km or 7723 miles…”
Mr DP
Well thank you for pointing that out Mr DP, if we dont have anymore questions we will of course not be contacting you again in the first place. Peace
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This is exactly the sort of reporting that begs the question: How many other questions haven’t you been asked?
I think we should be told.
Ah Ha Miss Blasted ! you will be told in the fullness of time, until then, please take a seat