Alan Stokes helicopter pilot, the truth
Garbled news winged its way into twisted towers late last night from Alan “The truth” Stokes. The truth is, “Truth hurts”, I got 6 feet of pure, unadulterated truth right on the head this morning in sunny, funny Niquarequador, or wherever the hell I am ? The truth is, nobody will take me Marlin fishing anymore, after last months hiccup, and in truth, I don’t blame them, all that confusion about the pointy Marlin fish made me concentrate on what is important. It helped me to strip away all the unnecessary distractions. Now then, speaking about the truth, I’ve just taken and passed my helicopter pilots license. hit this”.







This is very interesting. Floella has a pilots licence too, it is the only way she can get to the best breaks at dawn and be back in London before lunch.