Surftwisted Surf Magazine

Flat spells are a bummer. But at least no surf means there’s a chance to get on with something else.

Everybody loves good news (hey Davo) ? Heres some news just into twisted towers, and its good : One of Irelands finest adopted sons (never have met him) Aaron Pierce has had this one coming for a long time, its about time someone did the decent thing and printed the big bugger up on the [...]

There is an age old saying, blah blah blah, monkeys and blah blah William Shakespeare.

Thats our title, its got nothing to do with the Surftwisted Roving Ambassadors of Love, Fergal, Mickey or Tom gang, absolutely nothing, but the rest is just blatantly lifted from Mickeys blog, so until we hear back from WA, read Migs

Tony Plant

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Recently, Surftwisted executives have spent hundreds of hours and thousands of pounds  training Alan Stokes to listen to Neu through specially custom made digital headphones. Tomorrow morning,  when he sets out on a 12 day trip through Sri Lanka, we will see  if the Stokenator has really been listening to his masters voice.
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Buoyed by his stunning Surftwisted Fantasy Surfer Table of Death position (leader), Irelands fairest son, Paudie has slammed a cleverly timed, sickly cute abstract bunny/dolphin cross over entry into the judges tower. Such blatant levels of CUTE have never before been witnessed in the Bunny Comp, and unless the back-up bunny from Bristol, Teagle, Hawkins [...]

Its finally here, round 4 of the “Dream Tour” will eventually kick off today, in Brazil. Meanwhile, back  here in the grubby  surftwisted clubhouse, there are already some big scores, huge scores and crap scores.  Surftwisteds very own “Table of Death” is now topped by the worlds slowest man on a computer keyboard, Goofy Regulars. [...]